Value it yourself

Bubble or bargain? Value it yourself.

Move the sliders, see what it's really worth, then share your call.

SpaceXNasdaq: SPCX Rockets, Starlink and, since the xAI merger, Grok, X and Cursor in one company. Market value$2.01TOur middle case*$1.52T Pricey on our assumptions*Value it yourself → TeslaNasdaq: TSLA Cars, batteries and charging today; robotaxis and Optimus robots are the bet. Market value$1.56TOur middle case*$663B Bubble on our assumptions*Value it yourself → AnthropicPrivate Maker of Claude. Filed its public IPO prospectus (S-1) on 26 Oct 2026. Last round$965BOur middle case*$1.09T Cheap on our assumptions*Value it yourself → OpenAIPrivate Maker of ChatGPT. Filed confidentially for an IPO; listing now expected in 2027. Last round$852BOur middle case*$1.03T Cheap on our assumptions*Value it yourself →

Market values and last rounds are facts as of 2026-10-26. *Middle cases and their labels are Stonkometer assumptions, not forecasts: open a company and set your own.

How it works

  1. Pick a company and a starting case. Bear, middle, bull, the CEO's own case, or the "market's view": the growth today's price already assumes.
  2. Move the sliders. Simple mode moves the whole company; Advanced lets you set growth and margins for each business line, plus the big bets like robotaxis, Optimus or orbital data centres.
  3. Read the needle. Your value against today's price, from Bubble to Bargain. If it doesn't add up, we tell you how much revenue aliens would have to buy.
  4. Share and compare. Copy a link, export to Excel or PDF, or post your call to a group board and see which friend was right.
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Do you care about the business, or just about making money? Do you believe the big promises? Eight quick questions set your starting case and the level of detail.

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Compare with friends

Make a group code, send it round, and everyone posts their call. The board ranks who is closest to the market as time goes by.

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Why we built it

SpaceX listed in June 2026 at $135 a share and now trades above $2 trillion. Anthropic filed its prospectus on 26 October 2026, and OpenAI and Tesla talk in trillions too. Headlines give you the number; nobody shows you what has to be true for it to make sense. Stonkometer takes the companies' own filings, splits them into business lines and lets you decide. No sign-up, no tips, no stock picks: just your numbers.

Not investment advice. Stonkometer is an educational calculator, not investment advice. Valuations depend entirely on the assumptions you choose. We are not a broker or adviser, and nothing here is a recommendation to buy or sell any security. Do your own research and consider a licensed adviser. Full disclaimer